Women are Oppressed by the Evil Patriarchy

Women are oppressed by the evil patriarchy.

Snack food company Frito Lay, known world wide for delicious  chips has declared that Cracker Jack another one of their snacks must now be known as Cracker Jill because women are eternally oppressed by the patriarchy, toxic masculinity and need to be protected especially in sports.

Frito Lay says,

“We are constantly inspired by the many women who are making history by breaking the mold, and we want to celebrate their achievements while supporting the progress,” said Tina Mahal, vice president, marketing at Frito-Lay North America. “Cracker Jack has been part of sports for over a century, as records were made and rules changed. We’ve been so inspired by how girls and women are changing the face of the game, so in this spirit we introduce Cracker Jill to show girls that they’re represented even in our most iconic snacks.”

Women are oppressed by men, who are evil, and lead the patriarchy.

And we know this because sex and gender are separate.

Sex is biological and unchangeable but gender is a social construct. And this is science. Period.

This is why we celebrate when women break glass ceilings like winning sports matches or being appointed to the Supreme Court of the United States. Thank you Katanji Brown Jackson.

And we celebrate those that identify as a woman, who break records in swimming or weight lifting or MMA fighting or Jeopardy or the Navy or Director of HHS, etc.

So, you see, sex is a social category that assigns physical differences and merely labels people based on physiology but we can and should change because there is no real difference between men and women. 

And you are born with sexual desires that you have at birth that you can’t change because that is the way you are born. So be proud of who you are. Religious leaders and counselors can be prosecuted if they try and convert you from who you are, because you are born this way. Bill C4 in Canada, and others.

And some people are trapped in their body and their gender doesn’t match, so teachers and religious leaders and doctors and counselors NEED to be able do everything they can to help children identify their gender in the way they want, especially in the classroom. We MUST say “Gay.”

The delicious snack cookie, Oreo, is here to help you, because “coming out, doesn’t just happen once.”

And your culture is YOUR culture. No one else is allowed to appropriate that. If they try they should be publicly shamed and possibly removed from social media. The foods you consume, the clothes you wear, even a Hawaiian shirt or flip flops is appropriation. You may not appropriate anything outside of your own race. Even if you were born in America and have never set foot on another country in several generations. Racial appropriation is unforgivable. 

But gender appropriation is celebrated. If your internal gender doesn’t match your body, you must change that as soon as possible. Preferably at birth or perhaps as late as kindergarten. If necessary, high school is another good option.

The gender system has been invented by the evils of the patriarchy and toxic masculinity so the more quickly we get rid of the cishetero gender heirarchy, the better. Because for centuries, women have been held back by this evil patriarchy of toxic masculinity. Women are always oppressed. Especially in sports.

Thanks to the delicious snack company Frito Lay for supporting women in sports!

See, women are oppressed and must be kept safe from the evil patriarchy. AND if men want to identify as women and win in those women’s sports, they must be celebrated. Because trans women are women.

Thank you Lia Thomas, formerly William Thomas, who just won the women’s 500 yard NCAA freestyle swimming championship.

Because sexual differences, or gender differences, not sure which at this point, but neither category really exists. They are just socially constructed and must be taken down to help the less fortunate succeed. Because women are oppressed. By men. Who are evil. 

Because stay at home moms, or worse, working moms, have an impossibly difficult job. That is why birthing persons come in all sexes and genders and must be compensated for time off of work when she, or he gives birth. And women must be compensated more because of the gender pay gap and the fact that not enough women are in company leadership.

Therefore, women should be able to choose reproductive health. My body, my choice. This is the most important issue for women and, no uterus, no opinion. I’m talking to you, men. Stop talking about unborn babies, they are just a clump of cells that women have growing inside them becoming a fully formed human baby at some point, but definitely not until after they are born, and sometimes a little bit after that. 

So, my body, my choice. Men, stop talking about it.

Unless you are trans, and in that case, of course men can give birth too. So those men can talk about reproductive health, as long as they are in favor of abortion.

This is all for the health and safety of women, who are oppressed, by men, who are evil and toxic. And you don’t need a biologist to tell you that.

That is why we need to open the bathrooms and restrooms and locker rooms and in schools to male and female children at the same time because you never know if a boy is really a girl and vice versa. Oh, and prisons should have men and women together too. Don’t forget that. That is the only way to be safe and healthy for everyone. Except the women. Who are oppressed. By men. Who are also women.

Well, I’m glad we figured that out.

“They exchanged the truth about God for a lie and worshiped and served the creature rather than the Creator” Romans 1:25

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