More and more I am coming across seriously weird stories of churches, pastors and now divinity schools claiming God is queer or non binary or gay or some such nonsense. So, reluctantly I feel the need to wade into the heresy and try and figure out what in the kingdom of God is going on.Continue reading “God is QUEER. Wait, What?!”
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NO MORE MASKS ON PLANES!
Somebody LAND this Plane! Florida with the win AGAIN!Florida judge ends federal mask mandate on airplanes! And a democratic representative questions freedom of religion, also on airplanes… Thanks for watching, thanks for listening!
Gender “X” Passports?
Today on Church Public: China bans “Christ” You can now select “X” on your passport. One supporter of Gender X says, “It’s great news!” “We can just be ourselves” “We don’t have to lie to get our passports” ??? This all leads us to the Great State Separation, or so I’m calling it. Thanks for watching! Thanks forContinue reading “Gender “X” Passports?”
Fasting from Whiteness for LENT?!?
Fasting Whiteness for Lent?!?! A church in Illinois is fasting Whiteness for lent.Lent, the practice of giving something up to become more like Jesus.Lent, the practice of following in Jesus footsteps as he walked through the desert without food or water for 40 days.Lent, the remembrance of Jesus fasting for 40 days then being temptedContinue reading “Fasting from Whiteness for LENT?!?”
Women are Oppressed by the Evil Patriarchy
Women are oppressed by the evil patriarchy. Snack food company Frito Lay, known world wide for delicious chips has declared that Cracker Jack another one of their snacks must now be known as Cracker Jill because women are eternally oppressed by the patriarchy, toxic masculinity and need to be protected especially in sports. Frito LayContinue reading “Women are Oppressed by the Evil Patriarchy”
Are We in a Culture War?
In 1837 Hans Christian Anderson published a short story about an emperor who was so vain that he needed the very best in formal attire. He heard of these incredible artisans who could craft the most beautiful clothing ever created. There was just one catch. ONLY those who were worthy could see the clothes. IfContinue reading “Are We in a Culture War?”
Wait, do we need to talk about Bruno?
We MUST talk about Bruno! Because Bruno is Jesus? While Disney doubles down to make the entire establishment super duper woke and not just accepting but belligerently Pro LGBTQ#$%^ the Gospel Coalition, an ostensibly Christian publication has NOTHING on Disney’s outright assault on children and families. You know, children and families, the whole point ofContinue reading “Wait, do we need to talk about Bruno?”
Is Will Smith Slap Happy?
Well, the Oscars happened, and really, who cares? Nobody watched, but of course something crazy happened and went viral and actually we can talk about what it means in terms of Christian Worldview. Chris Rock insulted Jada Pinkett Smith and Will Smith defended her honor with the slap heard round the world. What does thisContinue reading “Is Will Smith Slap Happy?”
Celebrate! The woman of the year!
We have left reality and we are creating our own. When two gay men, one woman and two more women are needed to make a baby, something has gone wrong. In other news, the woman of the year is a man and the winningest female swimmer is also, a man.
The Father Crisis
Good news! Because of the 6 week abortion ban in Texas and other laws around the country like it, thousands of babies have been saved this year alone. But that is not enough. Innocent lives are still being taken every day before they take their first breath and men, you can do more than youContinue reading “The Father Crisis”